This is how you get away with masturbating at work

Lust is unpredictable and can arise when you least expect it. So what do you actually do if it arises while you're at work? Of course, you can ignore it. But why not make the most of the situation instead and become the happiest person in the office?
By Emma K.
2 min read
How to get away with masturbating at work

Discreet vibrator under your clothes

There are vibrators that you can attach to your body or sexy underwear, perfect for masturbating at work! They are very discreet, so you can use them whether you are wearing overalls or sitting in an office chair. Try a vibrating cock ring or a bullet vibrator that you can position in your panties. It may be a good idea to double-check that the chair you are sitting on is not made of something rock-hard, so the whole chair does not start vibrating when you sit down…

Bring a to-go toy

Follow the scouts' motto and be "Always prepared!" - Put the sex toy in your pocket or handbag, so when you need to go to the bathroom or take a coffee break, you have your chance. Try to find a remote bathroom or storage room so you are not disturbed. Hopefully, this also means you will not have to come out and face a queue of colleagues who are less than pleased if your visit ran a little longer than expected. These are quiet, discreet, and fit perfectly in your pocket. For example, you can bring an Oh-nani egg or Romp Wave Vibrator, both small but effective for a quick masturbation session.

How to get away with masturbating at work

Let someone else control you

You may want to attach your schedule so your partner does not start the vibrations just when you are about to give a presentation. (Or perhaps that is exactly what they will do. Think carefully about sharing your schedule…) All you need to do is put the sex toy in place, start the app, and invite your partner to take over control. Then you can try to focus on work while your partner drives you crazy!

Masturbate even more passively

Maybe you are more in the mood for a passive masturbation session where you do not stand there and come, but still enjoy yourself a little. Then you can try wearing a butt plug or a pair of comfortable kegel balls. No one else will know that you have something inside you except you. Perfect if you want to walk around slightly aroused all day and simply enjoy the feeling.